Meow?....

The oddest thing happened today. It started out like any other day... I woke up, stretched, looked for food, moved to the couch to take a nap, woke up, streched, ate some food dropped on the floor, looked out the window, was chased by the little man child... you know... the usual.
Then all of the sudden I was stuffed inside of this little blue plastic cage and was taken to a strange place. It was a land full of food! Hurray! It was like last summer all over again! Except something was different... instead of a harem of female cats, there was this orange, giant, crazy, violent squirrel like creature! Sure, I got to eat 3 1/2 bowls of food in a single day, but it definitely wasn't worth getting constantly attacked over.
So when my family came back over that evening I told them I wanted to go home. It took them forever to leave! They insisted on watching the little one go up and down the stairs over and over again! They were all cheering and clapping and telling him what a wonderful job he did. No one ever congratulates me for such meaningless tasks... but I digress.
Anyways... This is the strange part of my tale! In all the confusion that absent minded family of mine forgot to take me home with them! Won't they be surprised and feel silly when they realize I am not there... Any minute now they be knocking on the door to pick me up... any minute now.....